i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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