If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I love having hate sex.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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