Non-Jews are for practice
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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