I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
