Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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