Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
handjob tips. give me some.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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