Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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