As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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