Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Damn victory sex feels great
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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