I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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