if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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