Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
