I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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