I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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