Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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