Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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