sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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