Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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