just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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