lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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