you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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