Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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