piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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