420 ftw
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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