Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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