They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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