idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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