The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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