I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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