i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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