You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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