Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
two words...techno handjob
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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