There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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