Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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