we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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