ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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