Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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