Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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