I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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