you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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