I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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