did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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