i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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