At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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