Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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