Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
