We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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