I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
