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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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