bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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